Friday, December 16, 2016

men's health diet epub


if you fail the mission, you might have to starve. why? - yeah, why? / - why? why? (he's beyond adapted to the wild) you'll play three games. if you succeed all three, you sleep indoors. all three? (they succeed round 1 footbag) (but they had another surprise in store)

(an abandoned school) (what is the fighter's fate tonight?) forget it! he's scared. i'll tell you the game for round 2. a must have for a charming man... is to be able to express things well. - express things? / - you have to express things. love? don't make me laugh.

i'll buy it with money. i can just buy it with money. how much do you need? how much are you worth? are you going to eat with me or live with me? are you going to eat with me or die with me? (what the...) (a confident actor) expressing things?

there's a women's survey that states that men who express themselves well are charming. the second game will check how well you guys express yourselves. choo sunghoon charades. (me?) oh, sunghoon gives the questions. - oh, he does? / - it's sunghoon charades. he might not know what the words are.

you have 100 seconds. if you get a total of 20 right in 2 rounds, you win. 20? - that's hard. / - that's quite a lot. if you don't know the answer, just pass. pass. - if it's hard, just pass. / - okay, okay. just do it like you would for sarang. yeah, just like sarang.

let's sleep indoors! it's all up to you, sunghoon. - let's go. / - go, go, go. let's go, sexy yama. ready. set. go. (the first question is snake) - snake. / - snake! snake! correct. (that one was easy)

(abs) elephant. abs! abs! six-pack! (flying knee kick) knee kick. flying knee kick! my goodness... (why of all words...)

(head lock) arm bar. choke, choke. - choke, choke. / - head lock. (flexing) - health. / - bodybuilder. we're doing well. (that's why we prepared this one) (michael jackson?)

michael jackson! (pretty similar) (expressing michael jackson well) (constipation) (that's why we prepared this too) (looks like he has constipation) (how do i express constipation?) - feces. / - hemorrhoids. - stomachache? / - intestinal inflammation. - poop, poop. / - indigestion.

- big poop. / - diarrhea. (it's not coming out) diarrhea. (looks constipated) constipation. - okay. / - correct. driving, driving, driver. racer. (is he expressing a steering wheel?)

(it seems like sign language) - what's that? / - hands, hands... something with hands. - do this again. / - what is that? this. tour bus? - "dance with doc." / - car. you have 10 seconds left. "dance with doc." - car. / - a singer.

it's a singer. "inside the bus!" no, it won't be an old school song like that. (girls' generation) taxi driver. (that's it!) - taxi. / - time over. - girls' generation! / - time over. girls' generation!

i got it right. you got it after the time was up. what was that? dance! just dance... - dance... / - just dance? - what song was that? / - "taxi." ("mr. taxi" was a hit in japan) (even shiho likes this song)

(it wasn't too far off) you should've done this move. this... and this. (he doesn't have to but he copies the dance) how many did we get? you got 9 correct. we had to get girls' generation right. we can't pass on any now.

we have to get 11 right now. will you start the second round right away? - please turn the pages properly. / - okay. you need to get 11 questions right. ready. get. go. (sexy) (the first one's hard) (hesitant) (shaking his hips) (wave)

(don't you know what this is?) - sexy. / - correct. good. (makeup) (his feminine side is coming out) makeup! why doesn't he say so when it's right? aerobics. (i have something in my hands)

skip rope. (the flowers of the stadium) (no way this is a cheerleader) pass for now. cheerleader! hurry. - swimming. / - ballet. ballet! dance! swimming!

figure skating. - kim yuna! / - correct. (kim junho) wait a minute. stop, stop! time out! who's that? (it's the guy you've replaced) (he explains who it is)

(didn't learn his name) that's so hard... (he's really hard to imitate) (you could end up being a meme for copying him) (this is the hardest one so far) we'll continue on. kim junho... what? - what are you doing? / - that's it.

- yes... / - so it was kim junho. wow, kim junho! it was kim junho. got it. how does it work? how many have we got right so far? you have 12 right with 10 seconds remaining. (they succeed the second round) your expressions were great.

so we've secured tents and sleeping bags. that's right. let's use the kim donghyun chance. whatever it is, we'll use him. don't we have the korean beef game? find the korean beef in the haunted house. it'll really be scary over there. it'll be scary. if you win the next one, you'll be sleeping indoors.

one thing you can't leave out with men's charms... it's the voice. voice? the final round is group karaoke. group karaoke? the 6 of you will sing... if you get over 540 points in total, you win. if you divide 540 by 6... we have to get over 90 points each.

- that's hard. / - we have karaoke? i'll use the kim donghyun chance. (now?) he's here to substitute for joohyuk's injured leg. he came to replace his leg... but he ends up replacing his voice. opening bottles... he burned his eye lashes too. this is bad.

women stick on fake eye lashes. just like gyaru-san. gyaru-san... - they do, right? / - yeah, they have those. pick something to show a different side of you. (forget the karaoke...) (these two seem worried) it's scary to go there and have a look. they keep talking about the abandoned school.

they really don't want to go. i'm not going. sunghoon says he's had enough air time. we'll be so scared that we can't sleep. that's not right. not right... not right! it's just too too too scary. see that? he said "too" three times.

we made that promise earlier, so i don't think we can pretend that we didn't. but that's the power of editing. power of editing... how about this then? if just one of the three of you get over 95 points in the group karaoke... - exempt. / - you don't have to go. 95 points?

it's hard to score 95 points. i can do it. i must. i have no choice. please decide on your order. we have to get over 540 points. - i can go first. / - you? donghyun suffered this song as a marine. when i first became a marine... there were around 20 scary seniors.

they were all sitting down and eating and i was standing there alone... i didn't know how i would survive 2 years there. as i was thinking that... the song that was coming 1st on music programs was cha taehyun's "i love you." i remember thinking, "when do i go home?" as i listened to that song. that would've been so tough.

- never thought i'd hear it again. / - it'll be live. we have to break that trauma. i can't believe i'm hearing this song. i have to get over 90 points. (lip synching) (cha taehyun's 1st album) (lyrics by wife choi seokeun) (sold 300,000 albums) (after success in dramas and movies)

(he attempted to succeed in music) cha taehyun! cha taehyun! (dancing machine) (what's changed after 14 years) (more kids, bad joints, drinks lots of fish sauce) an old school song. 'i regret my love' 'i'm a fool for trusting you' (finds something)

(donghyun is smiling) (oh, i'd better not smile) (salute) (he hated this song so much) (but it's being sung 2m from him) (different to the gloomy donghyun) (taehyun had a bright life back then) (looks angry) (are you watching this, exo?)

'show me how happy you are with him sometimes' please! 95 points! wow... - please, just get 90 points. / - get 100. (they each have to score higher than 90) wow! what's going on? (100 points) (unbelievable)

wow. (suchan, daddy's a singer!) you did it. well done. (truly impressed) nice, nice. great start. you seniors from back then. living a good life? "living a good life."

i'm on tv. i really had it tough then. i should sing a quiet song now. we can succeed with vocals. go, go, go. score 100. "in the rain." this is a good song. - is he a singer? / - yes.

(shocked) 'i think of you walking in the rain' 'did you have to leave me?' (he's really good) (mysterious vocals) (tears) 'who will come to my side?' (singing passionately) 'i think of you walking'

'in the rain' 'our unrequited love' 'i think of it deep in my heart' (masked pig singer) 100 points. 100 points... (cry) what's this? what do we do? how can this be 79 points?

you can never know. 79 points is too low. what's the problem? - i'm not the problem. / - is it the machine? you have to sing on the right beat. i sang it like that. you got the beat wrong. your beat was out of place. this machine is the problem.

you try this time. (why's he stretching?) you have to sing with a fighting spirit. - okay "fighting spirit." / - what's this? h.o.t's "fighting spirit." this is it. what are you doing? this is his performance. - what the? / - just leave him.

- don't move. / - he only looks normal... (what a strange kid) (ahhh!) 'everyone, git it up! everyone, get lost' (total mess) (the true rapper is in disbelief) (flap) (this is a club) (and another drunk clubber)

(full speed rapping) (isn't he just saying anything?) (you really should quit smoking) 'in the sadness that can't be healed' 'they're inside us once again' come on! will he get a decent score? left! 'finally today i pledge myself'

sing it louder. what's this all of a sudden? is it over? - but the second verse is better... / - it's over? 'everyone, git it up' how many points? what song was that? - please... / - it's playing the music. congratulations!

(97 points!) (they have an average score of 92) - well done. / - good job. do you have to dance for a high score? - who's turn is it? / - you go. - do you want to go first? / - he goes last. 95 points! - 1, 2, 3. / - 95 points. (you can escape the abandoned school)

when i sang this song in the past... you don't have to use the mic now. "mountain cabin..." (uneasy) i sang this song 10 years ago on a program called "mountain cabin meeting." - for her? / - yes. i was trying to impress them but got humiliated.

i was totally humiliated. the song title? "swamp." 'i couldn't stop...' - start the song. / - what's going on? (missed the beat again!) 'the love in my heart...' i think of the old days... - this song? / - we're ruined.

(they're anxious about him singing this song) - sing it properly. / - sing louder. 'true love was always...' 'only possible in my imagination' louder! louder! 'that's why i could stop' (the song is finally starting) 'between the covering of the curtains' (what is this?)

(does anyone have a mask?) what's he doing? what's with his face? (it's bewildering for those who listen) (no hope) (the tears) (it's the highlight move) (continues to sing) i can't believe he's actually a singer.

- he's angry. / - he's angry. i don't think he'll get 90 points. (they holding back their curses) (painful) let's just check the score. we never know so let's check the score. - if it's 70, we lose. / - geez... are you sure you're a singer? - you need at least 85. / - i don't believe you.

you're down by 20 points! that's the absolute worst! isn't the machine broken? - as if... / - haven't we failed already? have we lost? can we still win? you have 2 singers left and you need 194 points. that's impossible then. i have a karaoke machine at home.

i know how to score high points. - so you know how you have to sing? / - yes. you have to sing the lines right on cue. you have to time the lyrics perfectly. - perfectly. / - show us how it's done. the prince of ufc! that's the way! (donghyun excites everyone after a bad song) want to join me?

here we go. (being on beat is the key) nice! (more nervous than donghyun) (they have to score high points here) altogether now. 'black sunglasses and blue dyed hair' 'i remember that shy girl's face' (precise beat to the end)

- please. / - 100 points, 100 points. - please. / - 100 points! he was perfect with the beat. it has to play the cheery music. - 100 points, 100 points. / - it's quiet. here it is. oh, no... - they didn't get over 95? / - no... 100 points, 100 points. he can score 100.

we need 103. 100 isn't enough. who got 70 points again? him. he got 70 points. he had a murderous look in his eyes. what do we do now? 100 points isn't enough. you can still save yourself from the school. - that's right. / - oh, that's still on the line.

(that could be more important than sleeping indoors) - let's go! / - i'll aim for 95. - i'll have to get at least 95. / - let's go! - we don't want the haunted school. / - right. - what if you get 94? / - i know... this is the end. (it's been a while since we've heard his voice) 'don't say a word' 'and please leave me'

(danger) (he's still a little unfamiliar with korean lyrics) (singing along) 'i can't bear to look at the tears in your eyes' (you can do it, sunghoon) 'i can't make it hard on you anymore' 'i understand that it was too hard for you' 'to break up with me' 'it's okay even if we can't meet like the old days'

'i'll be here for you somewhere under the same sky' 'i'm thankful for being able to love you' 'but my heart breaks because of our unrequited love' 'i'm sorry but still' 'i can't forget you' 'i'm in pain' good job! sexy yama! there's no way you won't get a high score.

- it's okay. / - we'll break it if you score badly. (they can't sleep indoors tonight...) (will he be saved from the haunted school?) (the score?) (no way!) goodness... he missed out at the end. (missed out by 3 points) you guys sang well.

first off, sleeping game of chance round 3... group karaoke is failed at 529 points. you'll have sleeping bags and a tent. - the problem is... / - the abandoned school. (feigning ignorance) (use the power of editing) (he's more scared of choo sunghoon than ghosts) we'll let you sing just one more song. if you get over 95 points...

that's such a burden. - that old one... / - sing the park sangmin song. can't you get over 95 with that? go with that? can you remember it? yes, kind of... - i'll sing "one love." / - "one love." - 95. / - 95 points. do you have the choo sunghoon version?

there it is. - oh, it's here! / - they have it. they have it. did you release an album. - he did. / - what a surprise. he had an album. wow, choo sunghoon. - he'll score high for this one. / - not bad. (the fighter came out of nowhere 7 years ago)

(the song that pulled at heartstrings) 'you well up in my heart' 'don't turn away from me' 'i already know' 'i want you' 'as your eyes look upon me' 'i want them to look upon me forever' 'the love of ours that we can't achieve' 'i can't bear it anymore'

'the closer i get to you the further you go from me' 'i'm looking upon the back of you as you turn away' 'since you've turned away you won't understand' 'the sadness that i'm soaked in' unbelievable. is that it? that's it! - let's check the score. / - i think it's 100. - there is no doubt. / - he's the original singer.

- you have to give 100. / - here it is. he got it. (will he get over 95?) (or will he fail again?) (sunghoon scores 100!) see, you have to sing your own song. - no haunted school. / - the machine is precise. how does it know when you sing your song. fascinating.

- you don't have to go. / - you're saved. congratulations. thank you. sunghoon, thank you. (take this) for those who scored the highest... you can give it out as gifts or drink it for your own health. we have a red ginseng gift set.

- aged 6 years, right? / - what's that? taehyun, he's asking what it is? what is it? - maybe he wants it. / - ginseng. you just drink it. his hands... let's just drink one each! - let's drink some. / - drink up. it's time for us to have some.

no, no. it's sweet. it's tasty. - it's good, right? / - feels like i won't catch a cold. already? the effects aren't that quick. i can feel it. - nice. / - the fighter likes red ginseng. and he's scared of ghosts. - great work. / - good work.

it's a relief we don't have to go. it would've been big trouble. - my back... / - yeah, my back hurts. (sunghoon seems to have a sore back) that makes it feel better, right? yeah, but my bottom is like this... so my back's like this. - so i have to stretch it. / - right. that was fascinating though.

we scored 100 points for our own songs. when i saw my name on the karaoke machine... i was shocked. jongmin said that he got 70 points on purpose to send you to the haunted school. as if! that makes no sense. you feel it too, right? - he did it on purpose. / - a little...

you're usually a good singer. it'd be hard to pretend to be bad at singing. geez... (what's with him?) we can't even call junho from here. - yeah. / - it's frustrating. he'd be really curious about us too. i really hope that these episodes are so entertaining that we air them for 3 weeks.

for real. then he won't be on for 2 weeks. (35 seconds of air time for 2 weeks) i'll go if we air for 3 weeks. - i'll go to the haunted school. / - for real? director. director? director. hey, i was just joking. will you be here next week too?

yes, i will. if i can come with donghyun. with donghyun. we'll return after we win our matches. after the win. that's great. so junho will take another break then? - yeah. / - of course. i guess it can't be helped. if sunghoon comes, junho has to take a break. will you be able to sleep okay?

no problems, right? i couldn't go on a holiday for summer. this is your holiday? yes, i'll think of it as my holiday. i wanted to sleep out in a tent. i'm glad i got the chance. if you consider this your holiday, then you won't need to be paid for your appearance. money isn't important.

with us all here... this meeting is what's important. let's use his pay to eat korean beef. money isn't the most important thing, but there really is nothing like money. (let's live honest lives) (the fun night flows on) (time to pitch tents and sleep) (our members are experts at sleeping outdoors)

does this come first? push it more this way. (they can do it with their eyes closed) (it's a fascinating sight for these guys) pass it here. over that way. with this... it gets damp here. have you pitched this tent before? this tent?

i kind of know. it's just like... it's not in yet. it must be this way. okay, that's it. we've completed one. (they've completed their tents) sleeping here like this... just use a lot of these.

do you want to sleep here? yes, with donghyun. sunghoon and donghyun can sleep here. you two sleep here. and you, me and joonyoung sleep here. that's good, right? (time to sleep) (cleaning his nose?) it's filming!

there's no red light but it's filming. you can see everything. i was picking my nose. you have to cover up. don't you miss junho? - what? / - don't you miss junho? - who? / - who's junho? who? what about you, director?

who are you talking about? - who? / - let's just say so ourselves. (bye, junho) good-bye, junho. see you. (taking off his socks) (he takes his socks...) (sniff) (uses them as a sleeping mask)

(deep in the mountains with little else) (the sun starts to rise over the mountain) (it reveals a welcome guest) (gariwangsan appears with a cloud over its head) (rather than the boring wake up song) (the sounds of the stream wake them up) (this is a natural heaven) (7 guys are temporarily living here) (guys that are used to sleeping outdoors)

(he's more comfortable outdoors than in) (first timers sleeping outdoors) (shin-chan's dad?) (ugly) (needless fighting) (this is sunghoon's entrance song) in the red corner... (the first person to wake up) (the eldest, kim joohyuk)

(they wake up one by one) (blank) (oh, right...) for the morning mission... you saw the stream on the way up? you can experience that pristine clean stream with your entire body. we'll have the swim game of chance flag hunt. what's that?

- why? / - there's the why again. he's asking why again. he's asking why we have to go in the water. there are flags around the base camp. there a methods of going in written on them. entire body, half body... stuff like that. (they have 10 minutes) - see that? / - so cold. - i have no shoes. / - let's hurry up.

(morning knee kick) (so manly even straight out of bed) (on the other hand) (just the worst when he wakes up) (flags right in front of them) (sunghoon grabs one without a thought) (bust) (of course you won't find a good one that easily) what do i do with this?

it's bust. (they keep searching around the house) (they're so lazy) (he's found something) (above the pole cam) (it's hanging high in the air) (it's got to be something good) (jongmin wins) (what kind of swim method is written on it?)

(it's just a bust) this is no good, right? it's meaningless. swim? if you're holding that at the end of 10 minutes, you have to swim. (joonyoung tosses the flag) (the fool picks it up) (half asleep)

(the eldest is the most active) (he finds a flag that's far away) bust. but i don't need to find any. donghyun needs to find them. (meanwhile what's donghyun up to?) (let's get started) (starts running off when there are no cameras) (his cameraman is shocked)

(so fast that he's hard to catch) (trying to meet joohyuk's expectations) (but taehyun grabs the flag before him) (taehyun's already checked these) (they were all bust flags) (but he covered them up again) (the fighter's one step behind) there's nothing here. what does bust mean?

i have to find one that's not a bust? what is this? (this guy seems very similar to someone else) are they all bust? bust, bust, bust, bust. (just like kim donghyun but can't fight) (since joohyuk's relying on him...) (he wants to find a good flag) this is no good at all.

i have to take this at least. here... - you planned this. / - i didn't... what is this? this is all i have. (bath) are you not going to do it for him? it's not like i'm the one going in the water. i found one. (happy to see him)

- you couldn't find any? / - i found one. what did you find? there was nothing else. they were all bust. - bust? / - yes. (forced smile) that's the best you could do? they were all bust. bust would be better. i'll keep looking.

how could he find bath of all things? - have you found one? / - yes. this isn't right. oh, it's wrong? (about to call the director over) (the rule of game of chance) (those who work hard will be repaid) (a flag that's far away will most likely be good) (there are always exceptions)

(in search of an unexpected good flag) (they look around the house) (seems like a hard mission even for joonyoung) (russian nesting dolls?) (they check the food storage) (no flag) there's nothing. where's it up to? (just then)

(the fool spots a kennel) (no dog but there's a flag) (what's this?) (it's not bust at least) (puzzled) did you find one? - do you want it? / - no. (disregards the kennel flag) (they all keep moving)

(what will he find in the corn field?) (wash your hair) (this one's not bad) (meanwhile...) it's fertilizer. it's fertilizer! (fertilizer) who put that flag there? how can i step on poop?

this is just too much. (will he step into the poop?) (total conundrum) that's got to be a good one. (in the end) (finds some fabric that's as dirty as the poop) (red carpet?) (the sound of the pig shouting) (it's ringing throughout the village)

(what's going on?) what is that? what's wrong? what's up with him? please, god... (it smells so bad) it has to be something good.... (go in the water) that's not right. how can you put that in poop?

there are no more flags. no more flags. (he makes his way into the greenhouse) (chewing frantically) (the best at finding food) (he's eating quite well these days) (the smell of fruit) (draws the attention of local bees) oh, a bee.

(the end of this fool's story) (where did sunghoon go?) (why me?) (the fighter begins to jog) (he heads to the stream that's far from the house) there's one over there. (he finds a flag in the water) (he travels where there's no road) (the cameraman suffers)

(after a long walk) (he finds his target) (hesitating) (takes time to wash his face) (so manly) (originally...) (the crew were expecting...) (someone to enter the water for this flag) (but he grabbed it so easily)

(and) (still showing us his manly side) (no need for further captions) (checks the flag first) washing hands. hands... washing hands... didn't i just do it? wash again?

the weather's good. (that's how he went for a jog) (and found the best flag) you have 2 minutes left. 2 minutes left. (this guy can't give up yet) (looking down on the village from above) (he starts heading off) it's an optical illusion again.

everything looks like a flag. do i have to come out this far? (after traveling far from the village) (he's looking at this area) (just like a 4-year veteran of the show) (he heads where others have not) how can you hide one all the way here? (we are trying to hide them from you) i don't believe this.

(we can't believe you found it) i'm sure there's more near the water. (totally pleased) i love looking for flags in the morning. come on, taehyun. it's over. - it's over. / - time's up. (whatever) did you find them all?

taehyun came late, right? he's too late. you're out. - really? / - yeah. i found one ages ago. that's right. so you can only use the earlier one. i don't know why i searched in poop. poop is the best. - they have good ones in poop. / - right.

i'll go first. they had this deep in the middle of poop. go in the water. this is going too far, director. i stepped on poop to find this. that's why you have to go in the water, to clean yourself. poop! i swapped with donghyun.

really? i think mine's the worst. will you be okay? - okay. / - you're really trading? bathing in the house. how's that bathing? aren't bathing and going in the water the worst? i'm going to go in and bath. what's the difference?

donghyun's... - what's that? / - this is better than bathing. bust means you fail. so you're going in the water. i thought it meant you do nothing. let's just bath together. - i found this in the water. / - in the water? you went to the stream? that's the best one.

he should be going in the water. - yeah. / - he's gone in the water already. this is mine... - hair, right? / - washing your hair. this is the best one. this is. wash your face. this is the hardest one. i've seen jongmin's.

i found it in the kennel. backstroke. - what? / - backstroke? where did you find that? in the kennel. the stream here in gariwangsan is great. we hope you get some great energy from it. it must be really cold. shouldn't you get some energy from it?

i already have. "i already have." the flag you're holding when we get down there is the one that'll apply to you. (my flag...) i can't let this be taken. defconn. huh? what? (let's take his flag)

sunghoon? you think he'll let us take his flag? why don't you try? come here and try. come here. he wants you to try. you try and take it from him. he's giving it to you. (extremely fast technique)

(will jongmin become a genius after being struck?) that was really creative. (time to pack their stuff) (what's he up to?) (minimizing the size of the flag) (huh?) (a fighter thief) (smiling but feeling anxious) that was close.

that was... (they've packed their bags and ready to go) that's enough binding with rubber bands. he's wearing a glove in case it slips out. geez. gosh... he even has a glove on. (before they leave the house) (they thank the owner for the stay)

(still has the flag next to him) (they thought there'd be nothing here) (but because they offered their food and bed) (they were able to have a really abundant trip) (they leave red ginseng and their letters) (the bright sun greets them farewell) (time to go to the water) (it's nice and sunny out today) (it seems like)

(the perfect day to go in the water) (already in the water) (no desire to go in) (not excited) (no one is moving) first... (checking the depth of the water) (the pig nudges him in) (he's out of his mind)

no, don't! don't! don't... i just have to wash my hands? he achieved his goal. wait, sunghoon... don't do that, sunghoon. that's what sarang would do. come on. sunghoon. get wet at least.

get some water on you. wet your hair. (okay then) forever... i hope 2 days and 1 night is a hit forever. - is that it? / - that's it. - it's over? / - yeah. taehyun. me?

he took my flag. it's you. go on. go in and wash your hair. can you really wash your hair here? with all of us behind you? what's the point of this? now we'll all just end up in the water. it's all the same.

we're all the same, friend. just jump in. jump in and wash your hair. - it's all the same. / - you'll end up in there. just jump in and wash your hair. just go in head first. cha, cha, cha. i'm only supposed to wash my hair but... i hate this.

why am i doing this when i'm washing my hair? let's just all go in. wait... sunghoon! wait, sunghoon. wait, wait... let's go. just go in. donghyun!

donghyun, go in. - go in, go in. / - go in, donghyun. - go in. / - go in. (wets his body a little first) (the writers are happy) run in. (a refreshing dive to send off the summer) let's go now. time to leave.

good work. (take this!) (i didn't get wet) it's cold. so cool. want me to drag you in or not? come on in. go, go. go in.

(gets himself wet first) you're going in like that? (a very uncool dive) why are we doing this? thank you to sunghoon and donghyun for coming. i hope you take this energy and win your fights. - let's go! / - let's go. let's go! (a rainbow)

nice. you must win! 2 days and 1 night! say something. let's go, 2 days and 1 night! (we were looking forward to his dive...) (like an old man bathing) - come in. / - joonyoung, say something. hey, heungmin! become a star at tottenham!

(heungmin and joonyoung) (a memorable summer for all) being on a trip with just the guys... i've never experienced this before. after coming to a place like this i get a lot of motivation. i really get the motivation to win. we've made so many great memories here. i'm really happy.

would you like to return if we invite you again? like i said last night... if we win, we'll make sure to visit. choo sunghoon, kim donghyun... let's win! (the autumn is steaming with these two) (the hot summer has gone) (and the autumn has returned) (and this guy has returned too)

i'll do my best. i can't lose my spot to choo sunghoon. right... hello. why must we climb uphill? please tell us. this is why we're going up and down. (a grand river is right below them) i've never seen something like this before.

there's a rice field and river... what river is that? - what is this? / - what field is this? this the longest river in korea, nakdonggang. we're at gyeongcheondae. gyeongcheondae? those fields next to nakdonggang... whose are they? that's what we need to know.

since it's autumn now, we'll be joined by special guests. it's like what he said. - joonyoung's not coming? / - tell us why... he's not here right now. did he go to the u.s.? - where did he go? / - or could it be... is it as we feared? did he get caught?

did he? i was so nervous for him. you fool... how did you let this happen? something's come up for joonyoung and he can't join us for the opening shoot. it must be his female celebrity friends in his stead. he knows lots of female celebrities. choi yeojin.

sandara park. he's close to her. the guests that will join you today are scattered around waiting for you. - oh, my! / - oh, my. - oh, my. it's like that? / - a treasure hunt? they're scattered so it means there are a few. he's holding 5 pieces of paper. 5 of them? it must be one each.

find your partners... they're girls. i was lonely because it's autumn. there are names written on them? (5 pieces of paper) this one... there's pepper paste on it. you have to choose well. this is so important. the paper you're holding contains

your partners number and a secret phrase to confirm each other. this is fun. i'm thrilled. so it's their phone number? it's their number. if it's a female celebrity, we have her number! yeah. (how will they find their partners here?)

let's check them first. check the phrases. mine's black bean or spicy seafood noodles. i'm vegetable pancakes or dongdongju. i'm cabbage or radish. yours is weird. - this one's weird. / - why? they might look like a radish. i like my one.

- this one's good enough. / - they could be old. what's yours? vegetable pancake or dongdongju. vegetable pancake or dongdongju... yours is no good too. who was it? minkyung used to like rice wine. kang minkyung? go somewhere else.

you're so annoying. he stole mine. (grass is greener on the other side) this one feels better. i think the radish is definitely a guy. i'll call the other number first... he's picking up. hello? it's a guy.

mr. cabbage? his voice is so annoying. is this mr. cabbage? you've got the wrong number please hang up. i'm going to block this number. i'm mr. radish. hang up! i shouldn't have done that. (joohyuk calls his partner)

(filled with excitement) (a guy) who are you? i'm boiled pork. oh, right. i'm pork hocks. how are you? who is it? i have no desire to meet him.

as soon as i heard his voice... it's a guy that's younger than me. (taehyun calls his partner) you talk to him. spicy seafood noodles. tell him to forget it. tell him to go home. you can't treat a guest like this. you're my partner.

we have to meet. there's a prize at the final destination. that could be food for us. i can tell by your voice who you are. you can tell? (the eldest god, joon park) (a part of the legendary god) (he's popular for being a free spirit) i've known taehyun for a long time.

i've worked with him from the early days of god. he starred in our music video. i have a cold. where are you black bean noodles? we have to reach the final destination! we have to win our prize! hurry up. where are you? climb up the mountain. you'll see a statue made of wood...

a statue of nuns... no... there are lots of wooden statues of buddhas. i have no desire to find him. "no cars allowed." and there's a restroom. if you look up on the mountain... i got mind stolen by junho. i've sent a text. who are you mr. radish?

but there's no reply. i'd better call. it's not dr. cabbage... i'm mr. radish, dr. cabbage. it's mrs. cabbage. mr. cabbage... (soulful vocalists john park) (he's on variety shows and works on his music) i went to school here

so i couldn't speak any english at first. - because you went there? / - yes. who's my partner? who would you like it to be? i think i'd go well with jongmin. in what way? - that feeling. / - what feeling? you know what i mean. feeling like a fool?

no, not that. it's like... being pure-heated. dr. cabbage? who is this guy? (it's a guy...) i'm so annoyed. so annoyed. kim junho!

he hung up right away. (he got rejected twice) i've been ruined by kim junho. i'd better call back. i'm not dr. cabbage, i'm mr. cabbage. i see, mr. cabbage. your voice sounds different to earlier? it's just like that. who is your partner?

i think it's jongmin. then what about kim junho? i think that was just... that was another number. it's great that i swapped. (a men's party) he hung up. i think the guy that put on a girl's voice is better. this is dondonju.

dondonju. it's dongdongju not dondonju. i'm mr. pancake. mr. pancake, nice to meet you. mr. dong, where are you? nakdonggang. nakdong river. the nakdonggang is too wide. you're in a gazebo, right?

i see something. it's him. (actor ryohei otani) (he was in "roaring currents" and tv dramas) - you're an actor, right? / - yes, i am. - i'm japanese. / - right? i'm a japanese actor. (changes to japanese mode) seriously...

you can speak japanese. you're prettier than a flower. what's your number? we thought you'd be a woman. i'm disappointed. same for me... you didn't want it to be me? i feel the same way. (no difference) mr. pork hocks. what's around you?

i'm at a suspension bridge. suspensed? bridge? suspension. suspension bridge? are you bad at korean? i don't think he's very good at korean. i think you're worse. i've thought of a good idea. yes...

i'll scream. please follow the sound. okay then. please scream now. do you hear me? mr. pork hock! (they scream for each other) i see you, i see you. i don't know him... what's his name? his name?

you don't know his name? are you mr. pork hock? are you mr. boiled pork? - nice to meet you. / - hello. nice to meet you. oh, it's you, henry. i didn't know you were so old. (super junior m, henry) (a singer from canada)

(he has genius talent and various skills) i think you have a really big forehead. it's your first time on 2 days and 1 night. do you ever watch the show? i heard it's on at the same time as "real men," the show i was on once. so i heard they really don't like me. the people of "real men?" no, the people of 2 days and 1 night...

yes, we didn't like you. - you don't like me? / - in the past. don't be like that. (this is obviously a men's special) (defconn still hopes to find a woman) i'm a little excited. look at this phrase. i don't think it's a guy. it can't be a guy.

(he makes the call) what do i do? i called the number... and i have it saved in my phone. (it's joonyoung) hurry up. where are you? we have to come 1st. i'm annoyed to. hurry up and tell me. i'm at the ends of the earth.

i'm at the car park. i'll go down first and call you. (who will win the race?) i heard the prize for the mission is really grand. we have to hurry. your final destination is... gyeongcheondae observatory. up there? wait a minute? an observatory?

we have to run. run, run, run. spicy seafood noodles! hey, wait up! hey, black bean noodles! mom said she didn't like black bean noodles! mom said she didn't like spicy seafood noodles. - mr. radish! / - i'm mr. radish. - i'm mr. radish. / - okay, okay.

let's get going first. did you find him? hey, spicy seafood noodles! hey, what's up! taehyun! what's up, man! look at the dragonfly on my hat. i have a dragonfly on my head. it's my friend. what took you so long?

we have to go this way. where are we going? we have to gather quickly. we're going to be last. (who will win the amazing prize?) why's it so hard? (they're out of breath on the climb) what kind of special is this? - joon. / - yeah?

how did you end up here? they invited me so i came. thing is... i'm 46 years old. it's too tough to climb up here. i'm 46, man! what's your name? i'm kim joohyuk. - joohyuk? / - hyuk. - joohyuk. / - right.

joohyuk. you sounded so young. so i thought you were a kid. i'm 44. i'm sorry for sounding rude on the phone. it's okay. (after the steep climb...) oh, my legs. we're 1st.

let's grab it together. (no energy to shout) kim junho and ryohei otani... - geez. / - you're 1st place. - let go. / - that's ours. - hurry up! / - let go of our flag. hurry up, you fool! that young kid... (jongmin and john park are 3rd)

you really suit each other. they're all men? i didn't realize that because i'm so tired. it's so hot. hey, henry... who is after you? do you know me? of course i do. i've seen your movies since i was young.

i believe... what was that? my sassy... "my sassy girl!" joonyoung, why are you alone? - why's he alone? / - why are you alone? defconn just can't make the climb. oh, defconn. it's defconn and joonyoung. one of the guests couldn't make it.

it's all men. excuse me... is joon older? i was born in 1969. (oh, sir) i was born in 1976. are you crazy? my brother man. - he's older than joohyuk. / - he's older?

i feel so much better. the first guests for today are all here. let's greet the audience properly. hello, i'm from japan. i work as an actor in korea. my name is ryohei otani. - introduce yourself. / - 1, 2, 3. hello, i'm joon park of god. thank you for inviting me to 2 days and 1 night.

i'm singer john park. another park. (awkward) say your resolve. i'm so happy to be jongmin's partner. what are you so happy about? why do you like jongmin? it feels like he's my partner. what's that all about?

it'll be fun to watch today. - what's this? / - fun to watch. next. hello, everyone. i'm henry. this is my first time on 2 days and 1 night. it's harder than i thought. when it's just the start? it was really tough.

so today... aren't you going to introduce my friend? - guest. / - what about me? jung joonyoung? wait, aren't you a regular? nope. isn't he a regular? he's just here often. - half regular. / - he's a guest today.

half regular. i'm jung joonyoung. it's an honor to team up with defconn. joonyoung's always like, "i have to shoot 2 days and 1 night again." "i don't want to go." for real? when did i? a long time ago... no...

thank you all for coming here. you can tell what kind of trip it is when you see these guests, right? - is it a global friend special? / - it is... they're all from overseas. they can all speak english. you can speak english too, right? i'm not very good at english. are you good at japanese?

he's from japan. but not english. he's so good at korean. the concept for today's trip... it's... do we get to eat? - do we eat together? / - he's never watched it you'll get to eat. - we get to eat now? / - not yet.

today's 4 guests love korea but they don't know much about korea. we invited guests that we felt want to know more about korea. that's me. - you want to know more? / - yes. what are you curious about? korean food. - korean food. / - right.

right, traditional food. so are we eating? korean food.... of course not all of you, but you will eat. not all of us can eat? you shouldn't fool around with food. the main concept of our show is to fool around with food. that's the main thing.

we fool around with food and sleeping arrangement. do you know a lot of korean culture, john park? are you curious? i lived in korea during elementary school. - are you from the u.s. too, john? / - yes. yo what's up? you didn't know? are you a miryang park? yes, i am.

you can't do that. i can't? you know you're 20 years younger than me? you have to lose on purpose. what's up, miryang park! (shaking) have you ever been to the countryside. a long time ago... i've been there a long time ago.

to meet my grandma. - over there... / - does he always talk like this? calm down? yes, calm down. are you acting? - do you normally talk like this? / - i do. i normally talk like this. - keep talking. / - what's with him? it's because he's tired.

when did he come here? hey, take care of your partner. forget about partners, let's just divide the teams like this. this side vs. this side. we can't take care of our partners. why are you here? because i'm curious. from over there.

on the internet he's very... i wanted to know if he was really like that. defconn, kick him down. - kick him down. / - let's hurry. so john, you visited your grandma in the country? are we still talking about this? anyway... we hope you can discover a korea you didn't know. we leave the shoot in your hands.

- got it. / - thank you. so what are these for? what are the flags? it's korea's biggest national holiday, chuseok. this is the prize for the team that comes 1st. it must be rice cakes. a lot more cheaper than at a grand mart. you can shop for various chuseok goods. you can feel the warmth of korea...

a gift certificate for the traditional market. - how much? / - no way. - gift certificate? / - how much is it worth? we can order our food. how much? isn't it $100? amazing! just throw it above your heads. - wait. / - what's this?

- throw it around. / - how much is this? throw it around. so much for 2 days and 1 night... stop that. - throw it. / - it's mine. come on and throw it. - just let it go. / - let me go. how much is it? - toss it. / - let go first. don't you give out pocket money at chuseok?

$500. - should we bow? / - yeah, i'll take it. should we all use it together? - we should. / - what are you on about? isn't it good to spend together? what will you use $500 on? - let's go down. / - what about us? punishment! i said that last place comes with punishment.

there's an expression that says to not do too much or too less on chuseok. there's also another saying. that in chuseok, even the servants got new clothes. new clothes? do the guests know what kind of servant that was? i know. servant... the men without a penis.

- that's a eunuch. / - eunuch. that's a eunuch. our poor servant. servants work so hard. they work all day long... but if they don't have even that... do you know, henry? - no... / - you don't know? i just learned what it is.

- a servant... / - isn't that right? no, i know. you know batman? - batman... / - it's alfred. okay, okay, okay. okay. - alfred, okay? / - okay. today's punishment... they could afford servant clothes in chuseok.

so you have to wear new servant clothes. - for the two last place teams? / - no way... please get changed in these clothes. don't you wear that at a funeral? they're mourning clothes. - wear them now? / - yes. you can get dressed indoors. on the 2nd floor. i can't be bothered.

just wear them on top. it'll be hot. (strip) did you go somewhere? this is really refreshing. they are. they're more comfortable, right? they're so comfortable. so refreshing.

they're like hip hop pants. you should've given them silk. that'd be hot. watch for holes. "kungfu panda." hey, that really suits you, defconn. you were a servant in your past life. so the team that came last has to go around in that all day.

it's hot up here. my legs are cool. before you leave, you are standing at gyeongcheondae. it means that the sky built this beautiful place. this is a university? this is naturally... - is this a university? / - yeah. - you know seoul national university? / - yes. seoul national university began like this too.

they all start off small. they only have one department. - so this is the starting point... / - yeah. they're such con-artists. 2 days and 1 night is full of con-artists! henry... as the first stop of the "we can see korea" trip... we'll observe the view before we go down. let's check out the observatory.

isn't that here? we're going up, right? nakdonggang? (so exciting) i want to take a photo. that's nakdonggang. so good. when else will i get to be in korea? what you can see now...

it's nakgdonggang.. what you see before you, is the most typical korean field. so this is a protected zone, right? you can't construct buildings here, right? this is so good. (we need to take a photo) - henry, come here. / - nakdong river. we're at nakdonggang!

- nakdonggang. / - yeah. it's hard to find a view this good. they say nakdonggang is a duck egg. - duck? / - duck egg. nakdonggang duck eggs. do you know? they sell them at the convenience store? after cooking them? - the black one? / - in the lunch box.

- it's good. / - what is that? it's something like that. buy us something at the market. what are you on about? hey... junho just spoke informally to you. - who? / - junho. he said, "what are you on about?" it's okay. he's rich so he's older.

he is rich... this is so nice. (how will they do on the show?) (next time) (they want to learn more about korea) (we can see korea) i say 2 days, you say and 1 night. - 2 days. / - and 1 night. - 2 days. / - john park!

(we go to a 500-year-old village together) we'll speak in historical language. how do you do? you don't say it like that. oh, that's scary. i was really scared. he was a pastor in jeju-do... do you know what that is? - did he say pork neck? / - no, no.

do you understand? i have no idea what you're saying. i can tell with my eyes. women's living quarters. you're right. there are seeds in here. this is pine nut. - what's with this? / - how is this fun? who would play something boring like this? (the revolution of traditional games)

this is totally fun. - rub it in. / - that's it! keep going! ("magic" by super junior) ("cinderella" by cnblue)

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